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Patty Spivot
26, BETA BUILDING, FLOOR ONE, EAST UNIT
🚨  Former detective. CSI in training. Graduated with a triple major.
I love comic books, superhero movies and a nice night in.
And no, I don't have fuzzy handcuffs.
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oh gee thanks gmail.

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I had some back home...

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Oh, my father LOVED John Wayne.

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Oh, so you're independently wealthy and/or a superhero of some sort?

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Did you decide not to take them with you willingly? Do you want to earn them back?

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This is an odd line of questioning...

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! Oh no I'm not questioning! Just curious. I'm sorry, was I offensive? I didn't mean to.

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You weren't offensive. I was just trying to figure out your angle. But no, I quit the police force to go back to school.

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no angle. Maybe a bit flirty, with the handcuff thing, but that... didn't work...

I'd like to go back to school. Maybe one day. It's brave of you.

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[ spivot, you're an idiot.]

Oh, gosh. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to I'm REALLY bad at flirting over text apparently.

You should try it! It's not all that scary, not if you really, really want it.

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does that mean I should attempt flirting in person?

I've never been to college at all. I barely graduated high school... I wouldn't know where to start.

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He's classic!

My dad wasn't much of a fan but that's okay.

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More accurately, my family was wealthy and I inherited a lot when they died. I'm pretty far from a superhero, but I help when I can, does that count?

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Aren't I a little old for you?

Is there a university here?

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Weird, I feel like everyone's dad should be a John Wayne fan. It just feels like one of those DAD THINGS

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So you're basically Oliver Queen.

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Honestly?
I didn't even look at your age.
Do you consider yourself too old?

[ AKA, don't put it on him if you have a problem with his age, Patty. Own it. ]

I have no idea, I just got here. I need a job more than I need to go back to school anyway...

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I feel like an old lady sometimes.

[ YOU CAN'T EVEN DRINK LEGALLY, BABY.]

Well, what do you do? For work, back home?

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You shouldn't, in my opinion. But I'll keep my flirting to 'younger' people, I don't want to make you uncomfortable.

[ Excuse you, he can drink everywhere but the US. The US is weird. ]

I'm a driver.

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That isn't what I said.

[ FROWN.]

Like Uber? Drive anyone interesting?

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No? Sorry.
What did you say?

[ Listen, just be clear and to the point, it's the best way to live. ]

No, not like Uber. More like. A private chauffeur.

Didn't get to drive anyone very interesting,
no.

[ Just a whole lot of criminals. ]

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In my experience guys don't usually prefer older women, I guess is what I'm saying.

Oh! Well, so, is that something you'd want to do here?

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And I don't really care. You're beautiful, that's all I'm seeing.

[ You know what's the worst part of this? He's totally sincere when he types it. He's not leading Patty on. ]

No, I'd rather not. I'd rather be an Uber driver, here.

[ Driving around criminals isn't much fun. ]

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Oh. Well. Thank you?

[ WHAT DOES SHE SAY TO THAT. MY GOD.]

You should do that! I bet this place could use that kind of thing.

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you're welcome

[ It is his habit to say this shit, okay. He's good at that. ]

I might.
I don't think this city needs a stunt driving school, which would be the only other use of my skills I can think of

you want to become a CSI? Like on tv?

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Stunt driving? That might be a fun thing to teach people... I'd definitely like to brush up on my own skills. Although we don't call it stunt driving in the force but that's basically what it is.

Well, it's also in real life.